Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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