The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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