I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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