he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
