My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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