i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
