i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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