is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize
