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(206): View more from Washington

I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again

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(858): View more from California

I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.

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(917): View more from New York City

it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome

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second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?

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(206): View more from Washington

Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now

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(845): View more from New York

random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.

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