that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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