I think I won the penis lottery.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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