STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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