"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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