Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Ladies don't puke and tell
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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