She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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