I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You left your phone here
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