your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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