Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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