I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
