No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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