and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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