If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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