She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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