she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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