On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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