nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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