my mouth tastes like poor choices
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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