I wannas sexs uuuuu
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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