So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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