Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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