Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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