I'm eating all of the evidence.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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