did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
