come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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