would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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