white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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