so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Acid is not a monday night drug
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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