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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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