I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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