worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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