If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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