Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i believe in u and ur pee
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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