Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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