he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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