remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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