Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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