I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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