your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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