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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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