He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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