You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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