i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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