He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
