In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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