It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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