Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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