Midget sex pt 2 tonight
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
