i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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