Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
